About: I'm 20 feet tall and my head is the size of a pea, I've never had teeth. i'm told my breath smells like the inside of a skunks azz. I once had a girlfriend, but she left after figuring out how to untie the knots in the ropes. To pass the evenings i bare knuckle fight with my 110 year old mother, one day she'll lose. .
Interests: Making moonshine
Favorite Music: Hillbilly music